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John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt

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Descriptive Essay by iSawAPenny, literature

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Descriptive Essay

I've been through many experiences in my life, some of them mesmerizing and enjoyable, others ghastly and scarring. But rather than focusing on those memories which make me cringe, I've begun to focus on those precious times that make me beam with happiness. Those times wouldn't have even occurred in the first place if I hadn't tried them. Fears and preconceived opinions or beliefs of what could happen only hold people back—that's why it's invaluable to at least try something once. Being introverted and socially awkward, being exposed to a large gathering of people in an enclosed space wasn't my forte, especially when you consider

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Random Shi-Boat Yeah That by iSawAPenny, literature

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Random Shi-Boat Yeah That

Her act ales of burden were fanatical in appearance, and they played fiddles. Boy, could they play fiddles. It was such an amazing feat that children and gnomes from all across the land came to witness it. Wow! Then, one day, calamity struck. One of the little elves put on a chartreuse blouse and started to dance the hula. His little elf hips caused the earth to move and shake. Fervently dancing, all the earth's volcanoes began to erupt. Soon, cows on wooden planks floated down the lava like it was an overflowing river. They chewed through the boards desperately, and subsequently melted like something out of a Stephen King movie. Meanwhile,

iSawAPenny by iSawAPenny, literature

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iSawAPenny

As I made my way down the crowded outside walkways, something caught my eye. Something shiny. Hastily, I looked down. I exclaimed with great joy, "OOH, A PENNY!" As I lifted my magical butt in the air to pick up said penny, I lost my balance like the lummox I am. I tripped over my own feet, stumbled, and landed right in a nice vat of mud. It was great! /sarcasm. As I walked around, I sloshed some nice poop-esque material all over the place. My friends chortled, sniggered, and even snorted at my misfortune; I looked at them disapprovingly. I walked on down, trailing mud, to the arts room. I pulled a gymnast move and stuck my leg into the sink.

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Descriptive Essay by iSawAPenny, literature

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Random Shi-Boat Yeah That

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Accidentally in Love - Shrek x Erwin Smith

Erwin wasn’t entirely sure how he ended up here. One minute he was commanding his Scouting Legion in a battle with the Titans, and the next he was lost in the woods, unable to see anything past the vast foliage that would indicate where his comrades were. He heaved a sigh, slicking his blond tresses back as he continued on the lonely road. The only road that he has ever known. It was like a boulevard of broken dreams. What seemed like hours – but was likely only a few minutes – had passed, and Erwin saw what looked like a small hut built into a gargantuan tree stump in the distance, surrounded by a swamp. He wasn’t su

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature

United States
Deviant for 13 years
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Varied

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The Breakfast Club, Elf, Just One of the Guys, Wild Thornberries, Get Smart, Ghostbusters

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Many, many

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Nintendo games. Oh, and old school Sega.

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An axe, paperclips, fried chicken, and a camera. You do the math. 8)

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Psychology, music, stuff.

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iSawAPenny

Oct 15, 2013

Devious Journal Entry

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kay so it's been two years since i wrote anything

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iSawAPenny

Sep 5, 2011

TAGGED-Y DOO DAH

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Tagged by ~ram-jam (https://www.deviantart.com/ram-jam) 1) Your top five songs? Convivium by Helios Come by Namie Amuro; so many memories attached to this song! ; 3; Aerodynamic by Daft Punk Total Life Forever by Foals How High the Moon by Ella Fitzgerald There's many more but it would take hours to list. c: 2) What are your favourite books? The Secret Garden Not technically a book, but any of the fanfiction written by Kasuto of Kataan xD Basic Writings of Sigmund Freud Treasure Island Goosebumps series Things written by Stephen King 3) When was the last time you showered? Yesterday afternoon; I'll shower again in a few minutes xD 4) How do yo